June 1st, 2003 - Republicans
Gone Wild! The Corporate Orgy in Iraq
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A group of Republicans
went on a rampage through San Francisco today while filming the
latest Republicans
Gone Wild video. Saddam Dog, the apparent leader of the
group, excitedly explained that "During the 80's they [the
Republicans, Bechtel, US corporations, et al] tried to stick
a pipeline in Iraq up through Jordan, but I was a bad
dictator!"
Saddam (aka S. Dog) went
on to say that "The Bechtel
Corporation was making money and that you should keep your mouth
shut!" Furthermore he, and the other Republicans admonished
passer-byes to not participate in
this week's San Francisco anti-Bechtel
action.
The Republicans, including
Dick Cheney and his wife, Bush Senior, and Condi Rice, were in high
spirits because they "are real Republicans and they are making
real money." In addition Condi seemed to be very pleased about
having a Chevron oil tanker named
after her. She did claim, though, that the war in Iraq wasn't
about oil.
The opinion of onlookers
were somewhat mixed concerning the rambunctious Republicans. "Well,
they have a right to say and do what they want, but this is San
Francisco. Hello?" one of them said as Cheney flashed him.
Others were more supportive
as one man, who refused to identify himself, said "Don't you
remember September 11th? This is what this country is all about.
I support Bush all the way!" What this had to do with Republican
porn was unclear.
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